Watch me get the messiest I've been in this two part A-Z of food mess! The whole experience was too long to fit into one scene! So we had to break it into two parts. *Please note, you can buy this as a standalone video or you can buy both as part of a bundle for a slight discount!
In Part 2, I'm already covered in so much slop like eggs, beans, Angel Delight, Ketchup, Gucamole, Tapioca amongst other things! But I'm ready for more!
Starting where we left of, I'm covered in Ketchup. Then we fade into L for Lentils (soup). Super sloppy lentil soup is emptied over my head and face. At this point I'm noticing there's a lot more savoury then sweet at the moment! That doesn't stop with V for Vindaloo sauce. Curry sauce poured over me. I am one big stinky mess at the moment! Then we have D for Dip! 8 different kinds of dips are all mixed together and I pour them all over me. All very thick and gunky.
Finally something nice next! C for custard is poured over me from above
. I really wanted more of the custard! No more, but at least there's more sweet to look forward to with Y--yoghurt. A bit cold, but the custard was warm. Followed closely by F for Fruit Filling. The purple goop contrasted well with the yellow and white goop before it.
Still more to go! H for Hollandaise sauce. Back to savoury I guess. The free cam once again shows how much gunge has pooled where I'm sitting (guess where all that is going... ). More savoury (but nice savoury!) with M for Mushy Peas. I pour the whole jug of mushy slop over me.
Time to get even more unrecognisable with a huge bucket of my (second) favourite. A big bucket of green O for Oatmeal gets me completely covered in thick sticky gunge. I recommend pausing the video as I'm sitting there revelling in the glorious green slop. Then my actual favourite--N for Nutella. All melted and ready to pour. I empty two jars of the thick chocolate over my. It's so nice and warm! And the colour contrasts with the green goop before it really well. We're almost done! But not before some W for Whipped Cream
. I just sit there as whipped cream is sprayed all over me. Nice close up angle here. I smooth it all over my face when the can has been emptied.
Finally... P is for Pie! Of course it is. I splat two sloppy custard pies to my head engulfing me completely. Big sensory deprivation at this point! You can see all the slop piled up in the pool at this point. Ready for...
You guessed it! All the foods poured over me from above. This was a ridiculous amount of goo, gunge, slop and anything inbetween! I'm left sitting there covered in all the slop. From a nice white pristine apron to a blob of A-Z of messes!
("But what about X?" We did prepare some Xi gua lao, which is a watermelon juice/jelly popular in parts of China. But unfortunately it did not set in time! It was going to go into my tights at the start. Okay, so not quite A-Z, but close!)