Everyone seems to know about this show, but I don't know!

In this scene, watch as I struggle my through a skit by getting slimed and pied. It starts by me explaining that I'm aware of a show that everyone talks about but I Have NO Idea (ah see, I didn't say the words) what it was about. It didn't come to Europe. But I know it has a special green slime that I want to make but... I Don'T Know the recipe.

Green slimed. Nice thick sloppy green slime follows. The scene follows with more confusion where I Don'T Know where that slime came from (more green slime).

But then I think I know how to fix it... "water." Nope, more green slime. I don't understand this show. So then I try "slime" hoping water comes... nope. More slime.

Okay, so what happens when I say pie? I get pied. Of course. One more try... "water." Pied again. I don't know if I understand this show. Slimed again of course. And I still don't know the recipe for the slime...

I guess you Can do that to Sooty. It ends with me pouring a jug up thick slop over my head.

Enjoy!

(I wear my hair long and curled for this)